The New Cow Story

There once was a cow that couldn't walk
The farmer gave that cow a talk
The farmer taught that cow to walk
A walking cow that couldn't run

There once was a cow that walked for fun
The farmer slapped him on the bum
The farmer taught that cow to run
A running cow that couldn't talk

There once was a cow that ran and stalked
The farmer took him for a walk
The farmer taught that cow to talk
A talking cow that couldn't sing

There once was a cow that talked about things
The farmer gave that cow a nose ring
The farmer taught that cow to sing
A singing cow that couldn't sleep

There once was a cow that sang so sweet
The farmer showed that cow the sheep
The farmer taught that cow to sleep
A sleeping cow is so pretty

Told on Oct. 8, 2010